1. I’ll have a double double.
2. I think I’ll switch to a vegan lifestyle.
3.Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend you?
4. Congratulations on your co-habitation.
5. I’m having another baby.(O Lord, please don’t pick now to show your sense of humor).
6.I’m through with church.
7. I don’t have an opinion…..
8. I want a divorce.
9. I can’t wait for my spa weekend!
10. Ya, I think I can squeeze into that 34AA.
……………….and THAT, ladies and gentlemen , is the type of day I’m having.